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Mr Patches is Bored!

A rhyming picture book about giving up boredom — for one whole week.

Ages 4+ Hardback Rhyming text

Mr Patches has a perfectly nice life — a warm windowsill, a full food bowl, and absolutely nothing to do.

Every single day feels exactly like the last. So one morning he makes a pact with himself: for one whole week, he will not be bored, no matter what. What follows is a week of unlikely adventures — including a trip to the fair, where he walks away with the prize for “the cat with the best hair.”

Told in bouncy rhyme and packed with Julie Arnoult’s hand-drawn detail, it’s a story that turns boredom on its head: not an endless run of grey days, but an infinite source of inspiration and possibility. Perfect for reading aloud with children aged 4 and up — especially the ones who’ve ever sighed “I’m booored.”

Written by Nick Schönfeld · Illustrated by Julie Arnoult

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Meet Mr Patches

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The first few pages

Picture-book page: a tumbling pile of cats.
“Before we begin, here’s a thing you should know…”
Picture-book page: a crowd of all kinds of cats.
“All cats are amazing, as far as cats go.”
Picture-book page: cats dreaming in colourful thought bubbles.
“They’re soft and they’re cuddly, they’re nimble and quick…”
Picture-book page: a cat slumped watching television.
“But here is a fact that you might not have known…”
Picture-book page: a thoroughly bored cat in an armchair with a remote.
“Like this cat right here, he’s as bored as he looks.”

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